Review Detail
4.6 178 0.5
Steri Stumpie Mysteri Flavour
Overall rating
5.0
Price
5.0
Quality
5.0
Effectiveness
5.0
Alright, folks. I don’t know who at Steri Stumpie decided to bottle up mystery, chaos, and a little bit of childhood nostalgia… but I owe them a thank you and a therapy bill.🙌🏻🥹💜
This limited-edition Steri Stumpie hit my taste buds like a plot twist in a Netflix thriller. First sip: “Oh, blueberry?🫐” Second sip: “Wait… bubblegum?” Third sip: “Is this what curiosity tastes like?🤔”
Let’s just say, it’s giving “blueberry walked into a candy store, tripped, and fell into a vat of bubblegum essence — and I’m not mad about it.”🤭
It’s sweet. It’s smooth. It’s confusing in the best way — like when your crush texts you “hey” with a heart emoji.😂❤️
The real challenge? Nobody knows what the actual flavour is. Steri Stumpie said, “Trust your tongue,” and now I’m second-guessing every food decision I’ve ever made.😩
But here’s the truth: whether you’re Team Blueberry or Team Bubblegum, this drink is a full-on vibe. And if you haven’t tried it yet… are you even investigating properly?💁🏻♀️
This limited-edition Steri Stumpie hit my taste buds like a plot twist in a Netflix thriller. First sip: “Oh, blueberry?🫐” Second sip: “Wait… bubblegum?” Third sip: “Is this what curiosity tastes like?🤔”
Let’s just say, it’s giving “blueberry walked into a candy store, tripped, and fell into a vat of bubblegum essence — and I’m not mad about it.”🤭
It’s sweet. It’s smooth. It’s confusing in the best way — like when your crush texts you “hey” with a heart emoji.😂❤️
The real challenge? Nobody knows what the actual flavour is. Steri Stumpie said, “Trust your tongue,” and now I’m second-guessing every food decision I’ve ever made.😩
But here’s the truth: whether you’re Team Blueberry or Team Bubblegum, this drink is a full-on vibe. And if you haven’t tried it yet… are you even investigating properly?💁🏻♀️
Product Recommendation
Would you recommend this product?
Yes
Would you repurchase this product?
Yes
KR
Koketso Riba
